One thing I learned about life is, it goes on.
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
work as my slave
(via lovee-will-conquer-all)
My future wife and I will learn Arabic, so we can talk dirty to each other without anyone knowing :)
chyea
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
