One thing I learned about life is, it goes on.
“HUMAN HANDS ARE SO WEAK”
“DAMMIT how you do this without telekinesis?”
“WHAT IS THIS SENSATION CALLED PAIN”
(via iseeagirlwholovesbooks)
Tony: “Jarvis, how are we?”
Jarvis: “It’s totally fine, sir. I seem to do quite well for a stretch and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry.”
(via onone-san)
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
work as my slave
(via lovee-will-conquer-all)
